Friday, July 18, 2008
Ahahaha.
Well, hello. I'm here to share some unique facts about my life which actually may tickle your brain and make you laugh out loud aka LOL.
Let's start digging in into my memory, shall we?
First. Claire is a BEARFISH.
Second. I told Preeya that I was a tree, but in fact, I am still an alien now who is currently pretending to be a tree because I want to.
Third. I treasure the time I spent discussing with Amanda about the facts behind the truth, and cherish the moment Rachel said "You broke my heart!!" with additions whatsoever (as well as calling her " a person who is always confused on spending money on snacks but will end up buying them anyway". The most.
Fourth. Bear, Fel and I went for our tuition at a friend's house which was 31 feet above the ground on Thursday, yesterday. When we were finished with it, Felicia entered the lift innocently and peacefully, thinking that the lift would not move if she didn't press any buttons. She was happily waving to Bear and Bear was laughing, not knowing that something rare which was most unlikely to happen to a 13 to 16 year old girls, actually happened. You see, the lift went up. Because Fel didn't press any button and a person who was located higher above the ground was calling for the lift. AND SHE WAS IN THE LIFT. WHEN WE WANTED TO GO DOWN.
Guess what happened then. Bear and I laughed our way through, and by "our way through" I meant I wouldn't forget that. Priceless.
By the way, Richard wants to type and update too. But it'll be too troublesome for me to create another blog, so I'll let him type here.
Greetings, puny short humans. I'm Richard and is currently training my leg muscles so that I can catch and kidnap Ignatius when he's off- guard in the near future. Regardless of him being quite a lousy sportsman or anything, I still couldn't catch up to him the other day.
Shit, this is like, I admit that I'm not good in running too. Janice advised me to stop smoking, but it's just so fun experimenting with cigarettes of different brands. Heh. Even though Adelle is unhappy about the fact that the smell is getting stronger and keep hitting my head with that strange- looking stick. AND NO. She is not my girlfriend. Who wants to even be acquainted to a bone- eating beast? But, I've gotta admit that she is basically a kind individual. Well. Actually... She keeps quiet most of the time. So I can't judge her personality yet. ... I NEED ANOTHER PERSON TO TALK TO AT HOME!!!!!
Today, I carried around a teddy bear at Janice's school. And Ignatius was avoiding me for no apparent reason. Really, I did nothing wrong. All I did was trying to start a conversation with the teddy bear like a 3 year old irritating girl would. As usual, Adelle chewed on bones and rarely talked to me. The only thing she told me was "toilet" and she went away before recess. I was bored, so I played Monkey Bar at that corridor near the greeeen lodge or something. Oh, the corridor had this board thingy and "Ignatius Link", all in capitals, was written on it. It was so fun, I think I would try doing this again near the bookshop's corridor while swearing at the bookshop lady.
Then, us three, with Janice's cousin went home together. Routines. Oh, Janice's friend Bear wasn't with us. She was off doing her History project over at the library. I missed playing with her hair today.
Signed,
Richard "Uncle Retard" Schwertz
Let's start digging in into my memory, shall we?
First. Claire is a BEARFISH.
Second. I told Preeya that I was a tree, but in fact, I am still an alien now who is currently pretending to be a tree because I want to.
Third. I treasure the time I spent discussing with Amanda about the facts behind the truth, and cherish the moment Rachel said "You broke my heart!!" with additions whatsoever (as well as calling her " a person who is always confused on spending money on snacks but will end up buying them anyway". The most.
Fourth. Bear, Fel and I went for our tuition at a friend's house which was 31 feet above the ground on Thursday, yesterday. When we were finished with it, Felicia entered the lift innocently and peacefully, thinking that the lift would not move if she didn't press any buttons. She was happily waving to Bear and Bear was laughing, not knowing that something rare which was most unlikely to happen to a 13 to 16 year old girls, actually happened. You see, the lift went up. Because Fel didn't press any button and a person who was located higher above the ground was calling for the lift. AND SHE WAS IN THE LIFT. WHEN WE WANTED TO GO DOWN.
Guess what happened then. Bear and I laughed our way through, and by "our way through" I meant I wouldn't forget that. Priceless.
By the way, Richard wants to type and update too. But it'll be too troublesome for me to create another blog, so I'll let him type here.
Greetings, puny short humans. I'm Richard and is currently training my leg muscles so that I can catch and kidnap Ignatius when he's off- guard in the near future. Regardless of him being quite a lousy sportsman or anything, I still couldn't catch up to him the other day.
Shit, this is like, I admit that I'm not good in running too. Janice advised me to stop smoking, but it's just so fun experimenting with cigarettes of different brands. Heh. Even though Adelle is unhappy about the fact that the smell is getting stronger and keep hitting my head with that strange- looking stick. AND NO. She is not my girlfriend. Who wants to even be acquainted to a bone- eating beast? But, I've gotta admit that she is basically a kind individual. Well. Actually... She keeps quiet most of the time. So I can't judge her personality yet. ... I NEED ANOTHER PERSON TO TALK TO AT HOME!!!!!
Today, I carried around a teddy bear at Janice's school. And Ignatius was avoiding me for no apparent reason. Really, I did nothing wrong. All I did was trying to start a conversation with the teddy bear like a 3 year old irritating girl would. As usual, Adelle chewed on bones and rarely talked to me. The only thing she told me was "toilet" and she went away before recess. I was bored, so I played Monkey Bar at that corridor near the greeeen lodge or something. Oh, the corridor had this board thingy and "Ignatius Link", all in capitals, was written on it. It was so fun, I think I would try doing this again near the bookshop's corridor while swearing at the bookshop lady.
Then, us three, with Janice's cousin went home together. Routines. Oh, Janice's friend Bear wasn't with us. She was off doing her History project over at the library. I missed playing with her hair today.
Signed,
Richard "Uncle Retard" Schwertz
left at 3:55 AM